PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta talk about the real scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more like just peeking. It's a whole vibe. You got your everyday match, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Like when that winger went barreling into the glass, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And the